Don't put any of those cheap moves on me.
- It's different. - I have all new cheap moves.
Hey, you!
It looks like you're awake. You're awake.
Yes, you'll have the whole place to yourself tonight, pal.
It will be pretty neat.
I got some Laura Antonelli tapes you can watch.
Did you see some shirts here in the floor /bed area?
- I put them in the hamper. - I have a hamper?
- Yes, in the bathroom. - Neat.
- Tell me next time you do that. - I thought they were dirty.
I have more than two grades of laundry.
There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels.
You hang this outside the window for 20 minutes, it's perfectly fine.
Interesting role model for you.
They couldn't get to you until after the New Year.
Just don't go in there.
I'm closing up.
Should I take the subway or the surf ace roads? It's busy out.
I'm walking. Good night.
Well, now hang on now.
Do you maybe want to... No.
Do you want to have something to eat with me?
Yeah, I'd love that...
but I told Dr. Venkman I'd baby-sit for him.
- Do you want to baby-sit with me? - Okay, I would.
- Great. His place at 8:00. Bye. - All right.
- I can get his address from the W2... - Buddy, move!
We were right.
Multi-planar Kirlian emanations.
Here's your next month's cover of "GQ."
Check out the aura on this sucker.
There's definitely a living presence there.
We should get a deeper look.
I'll run this shot through the spectral analyzer.
Good. I'll try turning up the Roentgens.
What do you think? Chinese?
- How about Thai? - No, too spicy.
- Greek? - Mexican?
- Pizza? - Thin or thick?
Chicago.
What the hell is that?
I know what it is.
- I've seen it before. - Where?
When you had me dangling like a worm on a hook 100 feet below First Avenue.
That's the river of slime.
What in...
- We need a blanket or a hose. - Let's get out.
Why is this closed?
Fire! What are we gonna do, put our heads in the toilet?
Taxi!
It's great that you're here. We've got incredible news.
Can I have one try?
All-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the Sizzler.
We analyzed the photos of Vigo.
The spectrogram shows a river of slime flowing behind him.
We're going into the subway and sewer system to trace the source of the flow.
Change your clothes. We'll wait.
Egon thinks it might be a breeding surge in the cockroach population.
Hi, boys. What's up?
The guys are going into the sewer to check for slime.
Egon thinks there may be a huge surge in cockroach breeding.
Want to blow off dinner and go with them?
Taxi!
Women. Huh?
Will you watch your step?
I hate this.
According to this old transit map, there should be an entrance near here.
I'm not getting anything yet.
At least it's too dark to see the cockroaches.
It's the subway rats you have to worry about.
Big as beavers.
Some of them are four or five kilos.
Enough, all right?
Listen. You can hear them behind the walls scratching.
There must be thousands.
- Just shut up about the rats. - Okay.
Hello!
I'm out of here.
They're gone.
What the...
Before we go further, we should get our proton packs.
Good idea.
- What's that? - What's what?
Sounds like a train.
Uh-uh. These lines have been abandoned for 50 years.
Probably in a tunnel above us.
I don't know.
It sounds awfully close to me.
That was the old New York Central "City of Albany."
Derailed in 1920, killed hundreds of people.
Did you catch the number on the locomotive?
Sorry, I missed it.
Something's trying to stop us. We must be close.
Where's Ray?
Guys!
- Sorry. I found it. - What?
- Right here there's a hole. - Let's go.
What about the packs?
Unbelievable.
Did I tell you? I wasn't lying, was I?
It takes a lot of negative energy to generate a flow this size.
New York. What a town.
Let's see how deep it is. Get a sounding.
All right, six feet.
Twelve feet. Maybe something's pulling it.
- Hold on. - I'm trying. Give me a hand!
Something's got him! Get his belt off!
- We can't hold it! - Wait! Hold on!
A toast to...
the most charming, kindest...
- It's me. - It's you.
And most unusual man...
I've ever broken up with.
Speaking of breaking up with neat guys, why did you dump me?
I didn't dump you.
I was protecting myself.
You weren't very good for me. You know that, don't you?
I'm not even good for me.
You're much better than you realize.
You don't give yourself enough credit.
I need to hear that.
If I had this kind of support 24 hours a day...
I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century.
Why don't you give me a jingle in the year 2000?
Why don't I give you a jingle right now?
So the seven dwarves had a limited partnership in a mining operation.
One day a beautiful princess came to live with them.
They bartered housekeeping services for room and board...
which was a good deal.
They didn't have to withhold Social Security or taxes.
You're not supposed to do that, but for the purposes of this story it's okay.
It really is a great place. It needs a woman's touch.
But it looks really good.
- You know... - Bedtime.
- You're very good with children. - Thanks. I practiced on my hamster.
You live alone?
I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida.
- Come over here and sit with me. - Okay.
You want to play Boggle or Super Mario Brothers?
I think motherhood is a very natural instinct.
I'd like a child myself.
Would you?
Tonight?
Nice going, Ray. Were you trying to drown me?
Like it was my fault...
that you were too stupid not to drop that plumb line!
Watch your mouth or I'll punch your lights out!
- Yeah? Well, anytime! Come on! - Right now!
It's go time! I want you bad!
- Grab me! Come on! - Wait! Stop!
Get your clothes off quick.
Ray, what were we doing? I was ready to kill you.
It's the stuff. It's like pure, concentrated evil.
And it's all flowing right to this spot.
- Are you sure this is it? - Yeah, he said Armand's.
- Excuse me... - It's all right. We'll look in back.
Please get out of my restaurant.
- Absolutely incredible! - You cannot come in here!
The greatest tangible evidence of psychic energy in years!
- You're disturbing my guests! - Just a second.
Boys, you're scaring the straights.
Can we do this tomorrow?
This won't wait. It's hot, and it's ready to pop.
- It's all over the city. - Under it, actually.
- Rivers of the stuff. - It's all flowing to the museum.
Look what he got all over me.
- What is this stuff? - Sorry.
Oh, God. You mean my museum?
I was going to tell you between the dessert and the cheese course.
- There they are. - You can never go back there.
- You'll have to find a new job. - It's psychomagnotheric plasm.
It affects behavior. We were fighting!
- We were in a fight! - Had him by the throat.
We have to see the mayor.
- Ghostbusters. - How you doing?
Come right this way.
You got another proton pack? My kid brother wants one.
- The proton pack is not a toy. - He's right.
Dana, we were just baby-sitting. We watched TV and ate something.
- Then one thing led to another. - I know what you were doing.
I didn't know anything would happen.
Hi. How was your date?
It wasn't a date. It was just dinner.
- Where's Peter? - He was arrested.
Typical.
- Did he call? - Nobody called.
Is Oscar all right?
He's fine.
Such a good baby.
He was fussy at first, then we gave him French bread pizza.
Passed right out.
Good. I'll just give him a look-see.
You think we should go?
I don't know. I don't think we should leave her alone.
You're right. Let's stay.
Lenny! Big man!
- Ghostbusters. - Mr. Mayor.
What is this? A slumber party?
- That's what we're here to talk about. - I don't want to hear about it.
You've got two minutes. Make it good.
First of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a pleasure to see you again.
Almost 50 percent of us voted for you in the last election.
I appreciate that.
Sorry we have to meet under these circumstances.
We're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric slime flow...
is building up beneath the city.
Psycho what?
- Psychomagnotheric. - Big word.
Negative human emotions are materializing in the form...
of a viscous plasm with explosive supernormal potential.
- Does anybody speak English here? - Yeah.
We're trying to tell you all the bad feelings...
all the hate and anger of this city is turning into this sludge.
I didn't believe it either...
but we went for a swim in it and almost killed each other.
This is insane. Do we have to listen to this?
Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes?
Lenny, have you been out on the street lately?
Do you know how weird it is out there? We've taken a head count.
There seem to be three million...
completely miserable assholes living in the tristate area.
Please.
I beg your pardon. Three million and one.
Budgy-brain here doesn't realize if we don't do something fast...
this whole place will blow like a frog on a hot plate.
- Yeah, right. - What am I supposed to do?
Go on television and tell ten million people...
they have to be nice to each other?
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt...
is every New Yorker's God-given right.
Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen.
- Wait! - You're making a big mistake!
You're making a very newsworthy mistake.
The "Times" will be interested, and you know the "Post"...
Whoa!
- "Mayor Hides Slime." - "Time Square Slime."
"Slime Square."
Fine.
Before you go running off to the newspapers with this...
would you consider telling this slime business to our people downtown?
It must be done right away.
You know the expression, "It all comes back"? It's gonna come back!
This city's in danger! The whole state! The whole world!
- All we want to do is help! - I'm warning you. Come on, let's go.
The mayor wants them kept under strict observation for the next few days.
We think they're seriously disturbed and potentially dangerous.
- We'll do whatever is necessary. - Thank you, Doctor.
I await the words of Vigo.
I, Vigo, the scourge of Carpathia...
You've told me this.
The sorrow of Moldavia...
Sorrow. I've heard all of this.
Command you.
Command me, lord.
The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.
Good.
Bring me the child, that I might live again.
Yes.
Lord Vigo...
I was wondering.
This woman, Dana, is fine and strong.
Now, if I...
was to bring that baby...
could I have that woman?
So be it.
On this day of darkness, she will be ours:
Wife to you...
and mother to me.
Yes!
Thank you, lord!
- Is she the killer or what? - No, that's Rita Hayworth.
She was married to Citizen Kane while they were doing this thing.
Right after they finished, she dumped him for some polo player.
I don't know why beautiful women love horses so much. Do you love horses?
You don't have to stay. Peter will be back soon.
We don't mind.
- Can you see okay? - Yep.
Oh, God!
- What? - It's Oscar!
Call 911 right now!
- God, it was a ghost! - No, that was Janosz.
- He took him. - What's happening?
- What should we do? - Where's the baby?
The museum!
- Where are you going? - To get my baby!
We have to find the guys.
As I explained before...
we think the spirit of a 17th-century Moldavian tyrant...
is alive and well in a painting in the Manhattan Museum of Art.
Are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?
You're wasting valuable time.
He's drawing strength from a slime flow collecting under the city.
- Yes, tell me about the slime. - It's very potent.
We made a toaster dance with it.
And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby.
A bathtub?
Don't look at me. I think they're nuts.
Sweetheart.
I thought I'd lost you, that I'd never see you again.
- Oh, baby. - Hello, Dana.
I thought you might come.
You stay away from us. I mean it.
Don't worry. He will not be harmed.
He has been chosen...
to be the vessel of the spirit of Vigo.
You will be the mother of the ruler of the world.
- Doesn't that sound nice? - No, it sounds ludicrous.
You stay away from him. I mean it.
I don't think we have a choice here. Take a look.
It's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy. He is Vigo.
I don't care who he is. You can't take my baby.
You bastard!
Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur?
It's just a skeleton. Which way was it heading?
What was chasing you in the park? The park bench? I see.
What? Wait a second.
Lieutenant, I think you better talk to this guy.
I'm busy here.
It's some dock supervisor at Pier 34.
What's the problem?
He says the "Titanic" just arrived.
Well, better late than never.
We're swamped. We've had more than 3,000 calls since midnight last night.
We've got every officer on the streets, and I'm still shorthanded.
Meter maids are chasing ghosts all over midtown.
There's this shell thing over the Manhattan Museum of Art.
We can't make a dent.
- Have you tried dynamite? - We've tried everything.
What's going on? It's pandemonium out there.
Yes, I know. We're working on it.
While you're "working on it," I'm going down in history...
as the mayor who let New York get sucked into the tenth level of hell!
We've got no choice. Call the Ghostbusters.
Wait!
I'm sure there's another way.
Jack, I spent an hour last night talking to Fiorello La Guardia...
and he's been dead for 40 years.
Where are the Ghostbusters?
- They're not available. - What do you mean?
I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital.
You what?
They threatened to go to the press. I was protecting your interests.
Yeah? Stop protecting my interests.
You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You're fired!
- But the election... - Harry, remove this man.
- You're making a mistake. - Get me the Ghostbusters!
Mr. Mayor, look at this.
What is it? Have you ever seen anything like that?
Somebody get me the Ghostbusters.
He put the baby in a carriage, then they levitated away.
- Where did Dana go? - She went to the museum to get the baby.
Then there was an eclipse. The whole town went dark, and everybody's nuts.
It all fits. Vigo wants in on the 21st century.
He needs a human body to inhabit. Oscar must be it.
- And we're the only ones who can help. - You bet we are.
It looks like a giant Jell-O mold.
I hate Jell-O.
There's always room for Jell-O.
Soon it will be midnight.
The city will be mine and Vigo's.
Mainly Vigo's.
We have a terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship.
We don't have a relationship.
I know. Marry me. Together, we will raise Vigo as our son.
Let me tell you something here.
There are many perks in being the mother of a living god.
I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment...
a car, free parking.
Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance.
Yet I think that...
you and I could learn to love each other.
Yes.
I could learn.
Pull them.
Full neutronas.
Let's cook!
Save them.
That slime wall is pulsing with evil.
It would take a tremendous amount of positive energy to crack that shell.
I doubt there's enough goodwill in this town...
to do it.
Are things so bad in this city that there's no way back?
Sure, it's dirty, crowded, polluted, noisy...
and there's people who would rather step on your face as look at you...
but come on!
There must be a few sparks of humanity left in this burg.
- We just have to mobilize it. - He's right.
We need something that everybody can get behind. We need...
a symbol.
Something that appeals to the best in each of us.
- Something good. - Something decent.
Something pure.
- Makes you wonder, doesn't it? - Wonder what?
Whether she's naked under that toga.
She's French. You know that.
Got it. Ready with the speakers.
Slime blowers ready?
Internal audio set. Internal electric set.
Slime blower primed and set.
Good slime. Is our slime in a good mood tonight?
I hope so. She's a lot bigger than a toaster.
- All yours. Let's go. - Thank you.
Testing, one, two. How many of you are a national monument?
Raise your hand, please. Hello, miss.
- Let's frost it. - It's slime time.
Beautiful.
Pilot controls are ready.
It's getting late. It's almost midnight. Let's go.
Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island!
We're gonna squeeze some New Year's juice from you, Big Apple.
You know your love
Your love keeps liftin' me
- Keeps on liftin' me - Love keeps liftin' me
- Higher - Liftin' me
Higher and higher
Imagine people's faces when we come on shore.
This should get the city's positive energy flowing.
Keep kicking, Libby.
Make this work, we'll pop for a weekend in Vegas with the Jolly Green Giant.
You look fantastic in this.
I was born to wear this stuff.
This equipment is heavy.
I'm so glad
I finally found you
You're that one in a million girl
And now with my lovin' arms around you
It's a lovefest, New York!
- Sing it out! - Come on!
Your love
- Is lifting me higher - You sing!
- We're running out of time. - Can't you go faster?
The vibrations will shake her to pieces.
- We should have padded her feet. - They don't make Nikes in her size.
Don't worry. She's tough. She's a harbor chick!
Sorry! My fault!
Happy New Year.
Stay fit. Keep sharp.
Make good decisions.
Oh, good.
It's you.
Okay, but I didn't know you had your license.
Four minutes to go...
and then party time.
It's happening.
It's really happening.
Go away from here!
- I love you when you roughhouse! - Hit it, Mama!
- Drop the hammer on her! - Go! Do it now!
- Oscar, look. - Go away!
- Don't you know who this is? - Happy New Year.
He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
Johnny, you backed the wrong horse. Hose him, please.
- One down. - On the ground.
Boy, am I glad to see you.
- Is he dead? - No, this slime is positively charged.
He'll wake up feeling like a million bucks.
This gentleman is a little ripe.
That's all right, my friend. I think I had an accident too.
Get him away!
Get a knife to cut her out of this!
Listen. You need to stay right here. Don't move.
Uncle Pete has to help your mom. Stay here and don't say anything.
Hold it, deadhead!
You want a baby? Go knock up some willing hellhound!
Otherwise, get back in that painting...
where you belong!
- One! - Two.
Three!
You got him!
Oh, that was really stupid.
- Ray, can you move? - No. Are you okay?
- Venkman, how are you? - I'm fine.
Please, do something!
Not so fast, Vigo!
You, the bimbo with the baby.
The big shoulder look is out.
You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life...
but you take the taco, pal.
Only a Carpathian would come back to life now...
and choose New York.
Tasty pick, bonehead!
If you had brain one...
in that huge melon on top of your neck...
you would be living the sweet life...
out in Southern California's...
beautiful San Fernando Valley.
Oh, darn it.
Now we become one.
- Where's that singing coming from? - The people outside.
Excuse me. Ghostbusters.
I'm here with you, guys.
He's weakening! The singing is neutralizing the slime!
I can move!
Sweetie!
He's back in the painting!
Go find a shady spot.
Vigie, you have been a bad monkey.
We'd like to shoot the monster. Move, please.
I, Ray, am Vigo, and rule the Earth!
- Be gone, you pitiful half-men! - Now!
- I did it! - That was great!
- I'm a Ghostbuster! - I loved it!
- You all right? - Come on, get up. Let's get this off.
Here. Here we go.
- How do you feel? - Groovy.
- Are you all right? - Yes. Thank you.
Spread out, shorty.
I love you guys.
- I love all you guys. - Great.
- And I love Venkman. - Let's go.
- Wow. - We have to live with this?
- Real friendship. - Yeah.
Are you all right?
Why am I dripping with goo?
You had a violent, prolonged, transformative psychic episode.
Sorry we had to hose you, but you were out of control.
Hey, man...
let me tell you something.
I love you.
- Yes? - Yeah.
I love you too.
Fellas.
Take a look at this.
Early Renaissance, I think.
Raphael or Piero della Francesca.
No, I believe it's one of the Fettucine's.